✒Thrift Store Haul
A list of six finds
Historically, I’ve bought most of my possessions from the thrift store. Recently, their prices have increased because of that dad-burn inflation (dab nab it)! This list goes out to the glory days of my favorite market.
A tattering tee-shirt that proclaims in Neon Green on Orange: “Eat Lester Daddy’s Half Price Wing Basket. Gatlinburg, Tennessee.”
A PS3 copy of the Shrek 4, the game, sealed in a locked case behind bullet proof glass.
A pregnant bookshelf loaded down with a dozen thick tomes of Dr. Phil Lore. His face stares from each spine like a chorus of smug, smiling, mustachioed big toes.
A single pair of size 9.258624 men’s shoes. Ten thousand pairs of ugly shoes for women.
A beer mug shaped like a ham.
A wicker chair with a mysterious splotch of dusty yellow goop on the seat, located where the average anus might be placed. At this time, the authorities are still investigating.
Image credit to Steve Snodgrass.